1.18.2017

Time Strategies

Time management strategies are great. They keep us organized and on track in our hectic daily lives. At least, they do for the few humans who actually use them. Sadly, most of us don't. I, for one, rarely do, but when I do it's always checklists and my secret weapon. That weapon in the words of Nike and Shia LaBeouf is to just do it.
My typical list
Photo provided by Toxicbits
Checklists provide a wonderful physical representation of how much progress you may or may not have done. Writing all the tasks down provides a clear and concise, and hopefully sorted, list of tasks that you might forget about in a few hours. However, the checklist has drawbacks. Imagine how daunting a list the length of a full sheet of paper would be. Where do you even start?

That's where Shia comes in. Just do it. Chipping away at your list item by item day by day. Before long the list is three quarters of the way done. It's hard to teach this skill to someone because it falls under motivation. There has to be a goal. An end game that you HAVE to want otherwise, why even do that list? As soon as you start, you'll be forever grateful that procrastination has ended. Even if you hate doing whatever the task is.

Interesting Reading Options


I primarily chose this unit because of the classical era. I’m a huge fan of the Greeco-Roman mythology. It also struck my fancy because of the free audiobook. I have a 30min minimum commute both ways, so I can use that time constructively.


Once again, Greeco-Roman mythology. This one strikes my interest because it focuses on the female mythos that I don’t know much about. I’m intending to finish use the next week’s reading on another of Ovid’s Metamorphoses.
Tag you're it!
Photo taken from Mythfolklore




I don’t much about this cultures mythology except for the Monkey King. His story was super cool, so I figured this unit must be too. The art relating Japanese mythology is always very vivid and dramatic. I’m a huge fan of the style, so much so that I’m considering getting a traditional Japanese style tattoo.

Storybook Favorites


My first impressions of this storybook. A nice satirical view of Christmas icons after their time of the year. The title pulled me in, but the intro made me stay. The intro discusses a concept that few wonder. What do our holiday icons do after Christmas? The author explains that through the year our characters suffer from a made up disorder referred to as “post Christmas stress disorder.” However, I dock points because some of the photos no longer load. The layout is different with each page, which helps keep things fresh. The flow could use some work. I feel it would be better to start with the least known character and build up to Big Boss Nick. I’d say 8/10.
Man of the Hour
Photo taken from Dr. Yule-Tide

Right off the bat, all pictures load. It's going strong, until I try the navigating the story. A linear story like this should have a column of links rather than the two rows. The intro sounds like it’s being typed by a high school girl, but what teenage girl would type this story rather than tweet it? Ugh. I appreciate the texts, snapchats, and Facebook posts in each section. I feel for Alice’s lack of the LTE network. It must be rough down there. The story feels way rushed, and the picture captions aren’t very creative. Overall, 6/10.

First picture, and I’m in. The Monkey King is a phenomenal mythological figure who has a very cool kung-fu movie with Jackie Chan called The Forbidden Kingdom.

Mischief maker supreme
(Photo taken from Review By Bethany)


Regrettably, there aren’t enough photos to break up the huge text walls. Just like this post. The intro is very small, and I feel doesn’t really explain what is about to happen on the next line of text. Thankfully, the story is very linear and in chapters exactly as you’d expect. Putting my bias aside, 7/10.

Introduction To The Next Van Braun

Hello and welcome to anyone reading this! My name, as far as the internet is concerned is An 8pound Oreck. Given to me by my late father. I’m a twenty-three year old aerospace engineering student currently at the University of Oklahoma. I’ll give you a quick and dirty rundown of myself.

Hobbies: Paintball, Climbing, Cars, Motorcycles, Video Games, Travel, Cooking, and Trail Riding.
Likes: Relaxing nights with friends, Riding motorcycles at night, Space Games, Sci-Fi movies.
Dislikes: Jump scares, waiting in line, fruit.

I’m working on being gainfully employed with a space agency in the Pacific Northwest.
 
Attempting to pilot a shuttle at JSC
Personal Photo - March 2016
It’s one of the most beautiful places in North America in my opinion. Through the myriad of space companies, I want to be on the team that designs the space shuttles that are used on the first Martian round trip. Most likely a pipe dream, but go big or go home right?

Currently, at OU, I’m helping Sooner Off-Road Racing build a Baja vehicle to compete in an international competition. I’m a design lead tasked with creating a fully functional brake system. It’s a work in progress. The team competes in Kansas in the second half of May where there are four events: Maneuverability, Acceleration, Hill Climb, and Endurance race. Historically, our team has scored well in maneuverability and endurance. Most of our endurance points come from finishing the race which a surprising number of cars never cross the finish line.

I am also a tutor at Oklahoma City Community College, OCCC, where I assist the fledging engineers in their intro courses and provide life advice. Every Friday is a special day for me because it’s when I help one of the professors teach a welding class. For the past year, we’ve been slowly building two heavy duty trailers that will actually be put to use. I fear that day when I see one of those trailers on a highway.


1.16.2017

Week 1 Story: A Village from A to Z


A was an archer, who shot at a frog,
B was a butcher, and had a great dog. 
C was a captain, all covered with lace, 
D was a drunkard, and had a red face. 
E was an esquire, with pride on his brow, 
F was a farmer, and followed the plow. 
G was a gamester, who had but ill-luck, 
H was a hunter, and hunted a buck. 
I was an innkeeper, who loved to carouse, 
J was a joiner, and built up a house. 
K was King William, once governed this land, 
L was a lady, who had a white hand. 
M was a miser, and hoarded up gold, 
N was a nobleman, gallant and bold. 
O was an oyster girl, and went about town, 
P was a parson, and wore a black gown. 
Q was a queen, who wore a silk slip, 
R was a robber, and wanted a whip. 
S was a sailor, and spent all he got, 
T was a tinker, and mended a pot. 
U was an usurer, a miserable elf, 
V was a vintner, who drank all himself. 
W was a watchman, and guarded the door, 
X was expensive, and so became poor. 
Y was a youth, that did not love school, 
Z was a zany, a poor harmless fool.

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There was a village in the old English forest. Twenty-six was the number of villagers. No more, no less. A letter for every profession and a letter for every villager. Everyone was accounted for at the town square, Archer to Zany, no one could miss it. It was Peter’s coming of age ceremony. He had apprenticed under Butcher, learning all there is. However, the village knew the rule of twenty-six must be observed. While Peter was celebrating, Butcher was mourning. Peter and Butcher ascended the gallows joining Parson. Parson embraced them both, then turned to villagers.
(The town gathering)

“We are gathered here today to celebrate. Esquire and Lady’s fruit of the loins has come of age,” Parson exclaimed with arms wide.

“Butcher has taught Peter all there is to dressing Hunter’s catch. This is no time to be sad. Butcher has lived a long life. His marriage to Archer brought us Joiner who built this beautiful square. Butcher has kept our stores filled with meat every winter ensuring the village prospers. Butcher has been nothing but faithful to our small village.”

Pitiful cheers echoed through the gathering.

“As the ceremonial rope is prepared, join me in a moment of remembrance,” Pastor said while bowing his head.

At this point, Butcher’s tears were wiped away by the coarse noose. Peter and Butcher embraced one last time before Peter took his position at the lever. Pastor’s head rose.

“Peter, when you’re ready.”

Peter stared at the lever asking himself if this was right.

“Peter.” Pastor said in a hushed tone.

Peter’s shaky hands grasped the lever, and pulled the lever with all his might. Butcher disappeared. The only sign that the deed was done was the deep twang of the rope going taut. The crowd was a mix of wails and cheers. Pastor embraced Butcher and whispered,


“Welcome brother.”

Bibliography. This story is based on the nursery rhyme "A was an Archer" in The Nursery Rhyme Book, edited by Andrew Lang. Image provided by Wheatly World History.

1.11.2017

Crater Lake, My Favorite Place...so far

Crater Lake is a national park in Oregon that is actually an extinct volcano. Over thousands of years, rain water and snow melt filled the caldera creating one of the most pure lakes in North America. At almost 2000 ft deep it claims the prize of deepest lake in the continent.
Crater Lake as seen from the ISS
Source: NASA MSFC
Panorama from crater edge
Photo by Epmatsw Source: Wikimedia Commons
Same view, different season
Photo by WolfmanSF. Source: Wikimedia Commons


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